Total Medals Earned: 16,575 (From 3,086 different games.) Total Medal Score: 299,625 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/500 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/15 (55/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
Rock and roll!
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the 5th level in the Story Mode
Hold 1,000 Triangles all at once
Beat the Boss in the last level
Beat all levels on Hard Mode
Collect 45 of the 90 special Large Triangles in the game.
Upgrade the same item 10 or more times
Get at least one of every type of item
Collect all 90 Large Triangles
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Just don't bring your costume at all...
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Complete first level
Complete 8 levels
Complete all levels
Complete all levels with 'A' rating
Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty
Complete all levels on Professional difficulty