Total Medals Earned: 16,575 (From 3,086 different games.) Total Medal Score: 299,625 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/500 points)
Score 1500 or more.
Score 3000 or more.
Score 7500 or more.
Smash 1000 asteroids.
Score 25000 or more.
Score 12500 or more.
Smash 1000 spaceships.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/410 points)
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/40 points)
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
At least there's food this time.