Total Medals Earned: 16,604 (From 3,091 different games.) Total Medal Score: 300,400 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/25 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 32/34 (310/345 points)
write 100 books
write 25 articles
write 10 books about betrayal
experience the copyright infringement random event
experience the cult hit random event
have zero happiness
write 10 medieval books
become level 5
write 10 books about politics
experience all of the random events
experience the tax refund random event
experience the witchcraft random event
write 10 historical books
make it to year 25
have over $1000
write 100 articles
buy a car
become level 10
become level 15
have level 25 charisma
have level 25 humour
have level 25 intelligence
have level 25 research
have level 25 style
have level 25 wit
have level 25 vocabulary
buy the typewriter
make it to year 50
write 1000 books
have every skill level 25 or higher
upgrade a skill to level 100
make it to the year 100
write a book in every genre
become level 25
Medals Earned: 54/54 (480/480 points)
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 44/58 (315/500 points)
write 10 books
get in the top 40 of the book charts
get in the top 10 of the book charts
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 10/21 (50/500 points)
colors stuff
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
yellow 1
get to blue 1
get to indigo
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 3/7 (70/320 points)
Pass first level
Loose any level
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the first location
Pass half of the game
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the second location
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the third location
Collect all candies
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Ye entered yer door!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/185 points)
Die 50 times
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.